Let ‘er ripp.
[1] Pizza Man and clearly ‘black’ Republican Presidential Candidate for the Nomination of “Certain Loser to Obama in 2012 if he got that nomination,” Herman Cain (minus the Mc as in McCain) is sure that Bachmann, the now 2-dollar-a-gallon gas price promisor, warrior-princess with mega womb, has enough brute force to deliver quality gangster pizza (aka Bachmann’s gangsta’ comments about Obama’s administration—get your damn signifiers right Michelle—((Cain is the one who ran Godfather’s Pizza)) and the irony is sick)…anyway where was I, oh yes, Cain is on the way to setting-up ‘the impeach Obama rally for passing health care’ or something. Total moron?
[2] Wheh. People say anything these days.
[3] First who paid this guy to run around and say nonsense? That was my first thought, but come to think of it Republican leadership (which Cain is not) does this every time there’s a Democrat in office: they attempt to impeach the president. We didn’t even get close to doing Bush and Cheney, straight up criminals in many people’s eyes—conversely, their debauchery was let go for so long because many of us have been on the take due to people like that, for generations. And why is Bachmann promising cheaper gas if elected president? Isn’t this part of the whole problem with wars and so forth, doesn’t this woman understand economics?
[4] Meanwhile failed and intellectually challenged Christine O’Donnell is making appearances again with her watered-down, Palinesque text “Troublemaker”, (aka soft-core Teahadist revolutionary wondertext, or another, or perhaps more real version of spectrally written “Going Rouge”—probably written by the same church choir) whereby, when pressed on gay marriage repeatedly by Piers Morgan, Christine left the promo interview.
[5] Someone who gets paid to write (Alexander Castellanos) tries his hand at Iowa folkery, happens all the time in the presidential season. What that means is to write news stories or commentaries short of facts built up essentializing ‘real Iowans’: First, just plain wrongness about the 2008 campaign: “Geographically, ideologically and culturally, Perry also echoes George W. Bush, the opponent Obama campaigned against and beat last time. Why would Republicans make a sequel to a movie no one went to see?” Hey Al, are you sure Bush ran for a third term? No one went to see that movie, because it never happened. Try to keep that nice moustache out of your facts. Whoever created you, or if you are in charge of yourself now, make sure you remember that Obama ran against McCain and Palin. On the charge of essentializing Iowans—we are way low on rhinestones, but if I see you at Hawkeye Downs or whatever, I’ll make sure and get all “straight forward” and dump the “small talk” for even trying to do that farm scene crap—and you know what I’m talking about.
[6] Look, the American right is on fire, they believe the time (from the likes of Limbaugh to finally destroy the ‘liberals’ once and for all) is here. To be a politician you have to believe in this type of temporal conquering: deliverance through political warfare. That’s the take away, that’s its little messianic secret. And Politico is trying to scoop up some b.s. about Veepwatch, check out these upstart radicals. Marco Rubio is definitely scoring some of that lonely suburban sentiment from the security mom. Chris Christie should instruct his photographers to give him a Teddy Roosevelt angle, he looks fat, (I want a wolf-like, hungry politician, like a Putin) and Susan Martinez, well, I am not sure I can take another Republican female at this time.
[7] Maybe I am a jerk? But self-consciousness is not part of the time we live in.
[8] At any rate, CNN and Politico’s politics pages have nothing to feature about Ron Paul who scored an incredibly close second place in the Iowa straw poll against Iowa native Bachmann. Where’s the outrage about a lack of coverage? Let me clarify that I don’t really think Ron Paul is the answer for this country, but I do think he is the only one that is speaking the truth right now in the Republican field. If he debated Obama I think a incredible conversation would emerge that would, possibly, be real. Obama will most likely thump the chumps otherwise.
[9] But I am curious what this endemic mentality in presidential politics coverage is? What does it mean when a second place winner is shut out? That guy “T-Paw” (glad that is over) had more coverage by leaving the race. If you want real conservatism, its Paul folks, the rest of these lunatics have always forwarded economic liberalism and, as in the failed posturing of O’Donnell, try to dodge issues of sexuality when it does not benefit their ambitions of a “Second Revolution” or their “book” sales.